Attention apartment-rental websites
FRAK YOU.
When I tell you I want apartments in Rosemont, it means I actually want them in Rosemont.
Not Des Plaines. Not Schaumburg. Not Skokie, or Mt. Prospect, or Arlington Heights, or Chicago.
Oh, wait, yeah, my mistake. I'm just typing "Rosemont" for my health. Because of course those towns all have L stations and are located near highways and airports. They're all the same, right? Of course I should want to live there instead of where I fucking specify.
Maybe I should just take a walking tour of the town and stun-gun rent information out of local landlords. It would be better than rent.com at any rate.
When I tell you I want apartments in Rosemont, it means I actually want them in Rosemont.
Not Des Plaines. Not Schaumburg. Not Skokie, or Mt. Prospect, or Arlington Heights, or Chicago.
Oh, wait, yeah, my mistake. I'm just typing "Rosemont" for my health. Because of course those towns all have L stations and are located near highways and airports. They're all the same, right? Of course I should want to live there instead of where I fucking specify.
Maybe I should just take a walking tour of the town and stun-gun rent information out of local landlords. It would be better than rent.com at any rate.
posted by Aidan Novastral at 7:53 PM
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