Squealing brakes

Windows Explorer just crashed. The back-breaking processor-intensive task that prompted it? The daunting feat of logic operations and number crunching, the herculean labour whose astronomical level of intensity was simply too morbidly demanding for the poor, hapless explorer.exe to bear?

Searching for a file.

"Windows XP is the most stable Windows ever!"

If Windows XP is stable, then our old computer lab attendant...you know, the one who cut herself with the tape dispenser, popped pills, shrieked at the top of her lungs at apparently random intervals, and hid under the desk, all while on the job, must have been ROCK FUCKING SOLID.

Susie-May...git mah SHAWT-GUHN.