Monday, April 17, 2006


People ask me why I'm not a MySpace user. Behold: the reason.

Now mind you, it's not that I've done anything illegal and want to avoid being caught. It's that MySpace users are apparently so staggeringly stupid that you'd swear evolution was working backwards.

People, there's this little thing about firebombing hangars. First of all, don't do it. But if for whatever cokehead reason you're going to go ahead and do it anyway, kindly refrain from posting it on the fucking internet, you retards.

It's people like you who are preventing First Contact, and I want to see me some Vulcans.



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